Entry 10 of Hodgenock's Journal:

Note to self….
Following a good path is not always easy, especially when yer hand is forced.
But, I find a sit and think with a pint of bog ale brings about the answer far faster and better than jumpin’ off the cliff in a whirlwind of anger.
Mind you, that whirlwind can be molded and with a bit of creativity, can turn a sour situation into a four course meal of sweet revenge.
Preparation will be long and difficult, but in the end it will be worth it. "M" will be normal again.

(Max Hamby and the Blood Diamond)